10 Reasons to Date a Unicorn

Number 1:

being a Unicorn Pornographer I’ve never really considered dating one of my beasts; I see them as nothing more than mere objects of desire to be sexploited. Though I can confirm that they do indeed fart glitter.

If you’d like to find out what the other nine reasons to date a unicorn are visit www.mingle2.com/dating/unicorn

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